Staff
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CoachCoach is one of DC’s finest and favorite bartenders and has been for generations. This former GREAT soccer coach can be found on any given weekend and Tuesday & Wednesday nights at the Upstairs Bar. He is the biggest sports fan in the city and loves horse racing as well. If you are looking at catch something good on the weekends – stop by for a visit. There is always a good game on the tube with coach behind the bar! |
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JenYou can visit Jen on Friday nights. She loves headbands and often needs one when she’s shaking and baking behind the bar. Feel free to bring her one as a gift. She might even throw it out into the crowd at the end of the night as a keepsake. |
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DanaYou can visit Dana on Thursday and Saturday nights. She’s one of the quickest ladies you’ll find behind the bar. Order a drink and enjoy her amazing accent. She loves it when customers try to guess where she’s from. Hint: it’s not from the South. |
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JoeYou can visit Joe on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Customers think he’ll become the “most interesting man in the world” when he gets older. Yes, he might be the next Dos Equis spokesman. |
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MikeYou can visit Mike on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. He’s bartended in many of the premier locations in DC and is one of the fastest bartenders you’ll see. |
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EricCosmo says that Eric is Maryland’s most eligible bachelor! That being said, you should probably come bid for his heart while he is serving you delicious cocktails. You can visit Eric on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. |
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TiffanyYou can visit Tiffany on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights. She loves football and can’t wait for Monday Nights behind the bar. |
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BanoBano is a staple at the Hatter as he’s one of the few staff members that has transitioned over from the old location. He’s man of service, both to his country and to you the guests at the Hatter. He can grow a mustache in the blink of an eye, feel free to request this at any time as it is a phenomenal display of character and wisdom. You’ll thank yourself. |








